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Kidstime – Weather jokes

> From the WeatherWatch archives

It’s good to have a laugh every now and then and here are some weather related jokes that could either see you chuckling or cringing!
 

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye!


What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear!

What type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning!

What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?

Fog!

What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?

You’re shocking!


Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?

Udder disaster!


What did the one tornado say to the other?

Let’s twist again like we did last summer.


What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.


What happens when fog lifts in California?

UCLA!


What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?

One is reined up and the other rains down.


What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?

My plop is bigger than your plop.


Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?

Because she expected some change in the weather.


What type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning.


What’s the difference between weather and climate?

You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.


What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.


What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Foul (fowl) weather.


What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.


How do you find out the weather when you’re on holiday?

Go outside and look up.

 

If you have any to add feel free to share them.

 

-WeatherWatch

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